Bothell, WA – Dr. Willard Wonkadaver of Wonkadaver Industries admitted that he was outraged and disgusted after he was passed over by the Royal Swedish Academy of Sciences for this year's Nobel Prize in Physics.

In a press conference earlier this week at the Canyon Park Red Robin, Dr. Wonkadaver said he was furious that the Nobel Prize committee did not recognize his accomplishment in the field of temporal quantum mechanics and his evidence that time travel is actually possible. Add a comment Read more...

Bothell, WA - Wonkadaver Industries opened their doors to the public this past weekend and report great success. Initial runs of its highly anticipated time machine, referred to as the Fantasmagorical Ultra-sensory Navigation Kontraption ("F.U.N.K"), went off with very few malfunctions. Most guests visited the 1970's and returned to 2011 fully intact.

Anomalies have been experienced however throughout the greater Bothell/Mill Creek area. Residents fear that random subjects from the 70's have made their way into the returning temporal slipstream. Add a comment Read more...

Entertainment That Will Take You to Another Dimension!

Bothell, WA — Wonkadaver Industries has completed renovations to its new Canyon Park facility and is throwing open its doors to the public on Friday, October 7.

Renowned physicist and inventor extraordinaire, Dr. Willard Wonkadaver, and his hand-picked team of engineers are proud to announce the completion of the Fantasmagorical Ultra-sensory Navigation Kontraption ("F.U.N.K"). In the design stages since 1977, this "time machine" apparatus offers the general public a completely safe and totally immersive ultra-sensory experience. Channeling ultraviolent energy waves at the subatomic level, the F.U.N.K. transports particles through a temporal slipstream back to the 1970s — a time of boogie nights, serial killers, and such classic films as Deliverance and Dawn of the Dead.

Step in to the "time machine", put on your temporal spectacles, and be prepared to journey across space and time. Add a comment Read more...

Bothell, WA – Dr. Willard Wonkadaver of Wonkadaver Industries has released a statement indicating that his team of physicists has been able to harness neutrinos that travel faster than the speed of light, confirming the results of an experiment at the CERN research institute in Geneva, Switzerland last Friday.

"Our research has shown for quite some time now that the barrier of the speed of light could be broken. We have been experimenting on a subatomic level with tachyon particles that will allow a shift in the space-time continuum and a theoretical temporal displacement. As a matter of fact, we're putting the final touches on our latest technology that will allow particles to move forward or backward in time. You should see it. It's really funky." Add a comment Read more...